Judge: Do you know what would happen to you if you told a lie? Witness: Yes. I would go to hell. Judge: Is that all? Witness: Isn’t that enough?

In the middle of nowhere. Where is this place?

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a liar? The pronunciation. 😃 What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? A boxing referee doesn’t get paid more for a longer fight. 😀

Hey Guys, join me today at 7pm (kyiv) Here is the zoom link: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88383749881?pwd=Bj4RgB1djzfxdYUUtbMUf7I5P0z4Rq.1 Show up with your video on, with a smile on your face and with questions on your mind). See you!

Wife: Our new neighbor kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that? Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.