A man was lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He decided to talk to GOD.
"GOD", he said, "How long is a million years?"
GOD: "In My frame of reference, it's about a minute."
The man: "GOD, how much is a million dollars?"
GOD: "To Me, it's a cent."
The man: "GOD, can I have a cent?"
GOD: "In a minute."