The Seven Seas Mermaid Church
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Become an Ordained Mermaid Minister @ The Seven Seas Mermaid Church
Tired of spiritual life being so... dry?
Pick up you SEASHELL and answer your calling!
Then dive into the Society of Ordained Mermaids!
You're a spiritual leader who knows that the best path to enlightenment involves a good current and maybe a shimmery tail. You've traded dusty pews for coral reefs and prefer your sacraments to be served on the half-shell.
Ordination Perks:
- Official Certification: You earn the papers you need to perform ceremonies legally within the Mermaid community, providing your fellow mermaids with the actual wedding of their dreams.
- Wig and Fin Allowance: No, not really. But you deserve it.
- Advanced Water-Walking Skills: Just kidding! We leave that miracle to the other guys. We're better at floating and looking fabulous while delivering a sermon.
Our Motto: "Splash responsibly, preach divinely, and remember that glitter is mandatory!"
Join us, today and make your spiritual calling oceans deeper!
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"Splash responsibly, preach divinely, and remember that glitter is mandatory!"