Microgreens and the Audacity of Being Small
Microgreens are, objectively, vegetables that look like they forgot to finish loading. They’re tiny. Fragile. Suspiciously enthusiastic about being sprinkled on top of things. And yet, much like an anime that opens with a joke and ends with emotional devastation, microgreens have no business being as powerful as they are. On paper, they sound like a scam. Why eat plants that haven’t even committed to adulthood? Full-sized vegetables have structure. Experience. A mortgage, probably. Microgreens, by comparison, are harvested in their teenage phase—barely a few weeks old—when they’ve done nothing but exist aggressively. And somehow, that’s when they’re at their strongest. Nutritionally, microgreens are overachievers. Studies have shown that many of them pack higher concentrations of vitamins and antioxidants than their fully grown counterparts. This is the vegetable equivalent of a side character casually outperforming the protagonist and never explaining how. They’re small, but they’re dense—like they put all their stat points into “vitamins” and ignored everything else. What makes microgreens especially unhinged is how little they ask of you. They grow fast. They don’t need much space. You can raise them on a windowsill with the same level of commitment required to keep a phone charged. Meanwhile, full-sized vegetables demand land, time, patience, and the emotional resilience to accept that something you planted three months ago might still fail out of spite. Microgreens cut out the grind. No filler arcs. Just payoff. In a world obsessed with bigger, more, and louder, microgreens succeed by doing the opposite. They show up early, hit hard, and leave before overstaying their welcome. And honestly? That restraint might be their most powerful trait.