*** Our Strategic Mission: SAVE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE BY SPEARHEADING NEXT HISTORIC EVOLUTION! -- (1st Transformation- A.Pisces, 32 AD- 2000 AD.) 'NEXT' TRANSFORMATION: A.Aqu., 01.01.25 AD - 01.01.45 AD. "Pisces slowly shaped us. Aquarius will rapidly define us." *** [Begin recording 🎛️🎚️🎧📼📽️🎥of overly dramatic🎭, possibly 'end of 'da world,' promo.... ....stage lights💡🔦🕯️... Raise and activate cameras📹.... ...📢and, action🎬🎬🎬!] [🎶cue heroic/action theme music🎶. Then, begin dramatically descriptive narration...] >>>THE 'NEXT' TRANSFORMATION OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN COLLECTIVE! ITS OFFICIAL COMMENCEMENT TAKES PLACE ON 01/01/2025, MARKING A HISTORIC TRANSITION OF THE GLOBAL RACE INTO THE NEXT LEVEL OF EVOLUTION AS THE MORE SUSTAINABLE "HUMAN 'ONE BODY' SPECIES." THIS OBJECTIVE IS HIGHLY NECESSARY AND VITAL FOR OUR SURVIVAL IN THE NEW AGE OF AQUARIUS, AS IT REPRESENTS A SIGNIFICANT MOVEMENT TOWARD A GRADUAL REVERSAL FROM THE STRUGGLE WE WOULD FACE DURING OUR ULTIMATE OR FINITE DAYS OF ABSOLUTE EXISTENCE. NOW... WITH THAT SAID... ARE YOU READY TO DO YOUR PART IN OUR UNIVERSALLY SACRED MISSION FOR THE COMING AGE... 🔈THE AGE!!!... 🔈OF!!!... 🔊AQUARIUS?!!⚡⚡⚡ ************* [Immediately cue violent thunder/lightning roar for five seconds - next, allow to sound-drift away for three seconds- then, 🛑 heroic/action theme music abruptly stops, with simultaneous, irritating record music player screech 🛑. Lastly , immediately following, cue next, expected clip: embarrassing, monotonous sound of night forest 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗] ************* No?! Still on the fence?! What is the AGE OF AQUARIUS, you ask?! Are you primarily confused???? Or worse... quickly losing interest?! Well, if you answered "heck, yea!" to one or all of the recently mentioned questions , then let's reexamine what is happening to our very existence, while focusing more closely on the significant details, shall we?? ...Are you ready? ...Are you 'SURE?!' ...Okay, I believe in you!! YOU GOT THIS!! So, here we go...