Yes we ride lions. My childhood best friend got eaten when he was sent to school alone for the first time with the family lion. It's a frequent problem here.
Why am I white? COLONIZATION BABY 1652 π³π±
πͺπΊ Now I'm stuck here cuz Europe won't take us back cuz it's "been too long." Meanwhile they're letting in millions of migrants from Somalia and Bangladesh.
So now I have to hack the commie matrix server I spawned in so I can have actual freedom.
Excited to get started. πͺ