Grow more food and flowers in less time + space!
A community for serious backyard growers + microfarm-curious humans who want systems, not garden vibes. We focus on two things:
time efficiency (less hours) + space efficiency (more harvest per sq ft).
Inside you’ll learn: raised bed layouts, high-yield crop plans, seasonal workflows, irrigation shortcuts, and (if you want) how to sell your surplus without needing a tractor or 40 acres.
This isn’t “believe in your basil + manifest abundance.”
It’s for adults who actually want results, but can laugh at the absurdity of growing food between work, weather, and our busy adult lives.
If you want Pinterest-perfect garden cosplay… this isn’t it.
We'll create top to bottom, easy to follow plans for designing, building, and maintaining your gardens so that they work for YOU rather than you working for THEM.
If you want output, clarity, accountability, and dry, slightly profane honesty — welcome to the Guild.