The Great Skool Growth Boost
I heard a rumor, I heard the news, Skool lit a fire under everyone's shoes. A Growth Boost landed, big and bright, And founders everywhere stayed up all night. "More engagement!" the gurus cried, While refreshing dashboards with caffeine pride. " Post more value! Be active too!" So I wrote three poems before breakfast was through. The boost likes comments, the boost likes chat, It doesn't care much for lazy cats. Bring real people, keep them around, And watch your community climb the ground. No bots allowed, no funny tricks, No buying growth with shady clicks. Just show up daily, help and serve, And earn the growth that you deserve. So here's to founders taking the leap, While sacrificing precious sleep. Refreshing Goosify every hour or two, Wondering, "Did my rank go up? Did yours too?"