Please… I beg you… whatever you do — DO NOT LIKE THIS POST!
❌ No hearts.
❌ No thumbs-up.
❌ No smiley reactions.
I’m on a sacred mission to lose this post from “like contest” so badly that even the algorithm feels sorry for me. 😤
If you like this post, you’re basically trying to sabotage my glorious plan of ultimate unpopularity.
Let me fade into the peaceful shadows of “0 Likes.”Let me win by not winning. 🏆
So scroll away. Pretend you never saw this.Let this post rest in peace… unloved… unseen… untouched. 🙏