***Read and then type in the comments: "I HAVE PERMISSION TO BUILD"*** This is to certify that I have been granted official permission to: - Spend Saturday building a desktop application - Use Claude to write code you could never write alone - Sell software to people you already know - Charge $29–$99 for a tool that took 8 hours to build - Keep 100% of the revenue - Pay $0 per month in server costs - Sleep soundly knowing your infrastructure can't crash - Ignore anyone who says "You should build a SaaS" - Ship an imperfect product (It's better than no product) RESTRICTIONS You are hereby forbidden from: - Waiting for the "perfect" time to start - Overthinking the idea - Building features that nobody asked for - Worrying about "competition" - Comparing yourself to Silicon Valley startups - Paying money to develop your first app - Hiring a developer to do this for you AUTHORITY TO PROCEED This permission slip is granted by: - The Vibe Coding Council - The Anti-SaaS Movement - Everyone who built a desktop app instead of wasting 18 months on venture capital VALIDITY This permission slip is valid for: 1. The next 7 days (Execute this weekend) 2. The rest of your life (Keep building) 3. The entire existence of your desktop app (Forever license) SIGNED & SEALED Authorized by: Brian & Jess Tech Builders Society The Desktop App Revolution INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Read. 2. Type in the comments below: "I HAVE PERMISSION TO BUILD" 3. YOU HAVE PERMISSION. NOW GO BUILD.