Congratulations! Some deranged television executive has decided your agency would make a fantastic reality show.
Cameras are rolling. Your clients have signed waivers. Your browser history is being reviewed by the producers.
The only problem?
You donโt get to pick the genre. Your daily business operations have already made that decision.
๐ฃ๐ข๐๐: ๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐๐ด๐ฒ๐ป๐ฐ๐?
1. Survivor: Outwit, outlast, outplay. Mostly trying to survive until the next invoice gets paid.
2. Hoarders: 47 subscriptions, 19 unfinished projects, and 300 browser tabs. But I might need that tool someday.
3. Kitchen Nightmares: Everything is on fire, the clients are screaming, and somehow itโs all my fault.
4. The Bachelor: Constantly courting prospects who swear theyโre ready for a commitment, then ghost you.
5. Shark Tank: Every discovery call is a pitch, and everyone wants a discount.
6. Naked and Afraid: No systems, no processes, no clue what Iโm doing. Just me, a laptop, and blind optimism.
7. The Twilight Zone: I have no idea how I got here, whatโs happening, or why everything is suddenly working.
Pick your show.
Then tell us in the comments what happened this week that earned your agency its television debut.
Bonus points if your story sounds completely made up but actually happened.