This month, dear Scorpio, the stars are as dramatic as your last attempt to access the Skoolers group. You’ve clicked “Join” so many times that Mercury himself is considering sending you a CAPTCHA apology. But fear not — your cosmic intensity isn’t wasted. The universe knows that when a Scorpio wants in… they get in. Eventually. After a few emotional rebirths and one power-point presentation explaining why they deserve co-owner status. Love: Passion runs deep this week — mostly between you and the “Access Denied” message. It’s not rejection, it’s foreplay. Career: You’re channeling your inner phoenix — rising from the ashes of every restricted tab. Use your investigative skills to uncover who really controls the admin settings. (Hint: it’s probably a Sagittarius.) Friendship: Other signs may see “limits,” but you see “challenges wrapped in mystery.” This week, you’ll inspire your fellow co-owners to believe that co-ownership is not a role… it’s a destiny. Self-Care Tip: Practice deep breathing before refreshing the pricing page. Maybe light some sage. Or just whisper, “Let me in…” to your screen three times under a full moon. Power Crystal: Obsidian — for emotional protection while navigating confusing permission settings.Lucky Emoji: 🔒🦂Mantra: If I can’t access it, I’ll transform it.