Welcome to another Sunday morning event, folks!Live from your local church stage.
🎤 Event 1: The Endless Monitor Check
Singer #1: “Can I get a little more me?”
Singer #2: “Can I get a little more me too?”
Singer #3: “I can’t hear… me.”
Sound tech: quietly questioning all life decisions
🥁 Event 2: The Drum Cage Decibel Dash
Drummer yells: “Kick’s gone!”
Now the livestream sounds like a cannon fired in a cathedral. 🎸 Event 3: Guitarist EQ Wrestling
They say: “I need more highs.”
Translation: “Please destroy the mix for everyone else.”
👂 Event 4: The Monitor Volume Relay
Worship leader: “Can you turn up the tracks?”After you turn them up:“Actually… turn them down.”
🏁 Final Event: The Sound Tech Sprint
The moment rehearsal ends and the pastor says,
“Hey can you fix my mic real quick?”
⚡ Moral of the story: If heaven doesn’t have monitor mixes, I’ll be fine with that.
💬 Drop your favorite “turn me up” line from Sunday. The funniest one wins absolutely nothing but eternal validation from every other sound tech.
— Nate