20h (edited) • Castle Reports
🔔 Tragic towncrier anomaly
Certain residents may have noticed that, between 11am and 11.02am today, the legs of our towncrier Nathaniel Prout took on a life of their own.
"I found myself dancing in a way I have never danced before," Mr Prout told onlookers afterwards. "In fact, I had never danced before at all. So this felt very odd."
Within those two anomalous minutes, Mr Prout performed an increasingly frantic samba, tango, Viennese waltz and belly dance, all while continuing to make his proclamations.
"I don't know why this happened," he said. "And I sincerely regret that it happened while I was announcing the death of our beloved librarian of 78 years, Mrs Edith Wairfeather."
Residents who witnessed the incident: how did it make you feel?
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🔔 Tragic towncrier anomaly
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