7d (edited) • Beneath The Castle
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You move cautiously beside the simmering soup.
The ogre-goose continues sleeping heavily behind you.
For now.
You quietly search the shelves nearest the stove.
Most of the items appear entirely useless.
You find:
- a fork bent into the shape of revenge
- a cookbook containing only warnings
- a candle labelled FOR EMERGENCIES INVOLVING VINYL
Then, hidden behind several jars of dried onion, your hand touches something cold and metallic.
Before discovering what it is, do the following:
Quickly look at one nearby object in the real world.
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