Here’s how 👇
Claude Haiku is stupid fast, stupid cheap, and stupid good…
And yes, it just beat my expensive SEO tools 😂
1️⃣ Pick your daily-life keyword
Coffee, commute, email, recipe, workout…
(These rank globally because every human on Earth does them.)
2️⃣ Paste this prompt into Claude Haiku
“Give me 10 titles, tags, thumbnail text, description under 70 chars for the keyword ___.”
Boom. You get everything in 1 second.
Feels illegal.
3️⃣ Paste this next prompt
“Write a 60-sec hook + 3 bullet points for the rest of the video about ___.”
Claude spits out hooks like:
“Your commute is stealing your life—here’s how to fix it.”
(Yes, it hurts because it’s true.)
4️⃣ Generate chapters + timestamps
Claude formats it perfectly.
YouTube thinks you're a professional editor.
You are not. 😂
5️⃣ Create 4 thumbnail text options
Claude even explains the psychology.
You look smart without being smart. Win.
Post it.
Rank.
Pretend it took effort.
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