thirddeteebee-own-(verb)

Uncle Lefticcullous was just coming home from work he took his boots off, washed his hands ,and sat down in his chair. His wife asked him" was he ready to eat?"

He just nodded....His wife payed it no mind, she warmed up his plate and brought it to him. He sat there and looked up he was missing his fork , he didn't say anything. Well she said to him " Lordt I forgot your fork"...still he never said a word.

He wrote down on a piece of paper that something happened at work...concerned she said "what was it, are you ok?" he opened his mouth and his two front teeth was missing she gasped ..he waved his hand and said" thirddeeteebee-own" she fell all the wayout.

©️#threethehardway

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