Story one- I Was Gonna Throw Her Over The Mountain Side It was a rain day. Pouring, torrential rain. Damn sure, I wasn't gonna paint any edge line today. Rain days are the best. No work, no responsibilities and plenty of bars and booze to drink. We was in Virginia, Gods country. Let me tell ya something about Virginia, try and find a flat place to park. The whole goddamn state is on a pitch . Beautiful beyond a doubt, and the women reflected that as well. I'll tell ya something as well, I love me some women, yes sir I surely do. All kinds, big ones, small ones, tall ones and my favorite, the easy ones. I decided I'd go down to my favorite bar, The Hickory. Cheap beer and easy women. Oh, another thing you should know about me, I love to smoke crack. Tastes like America to me, ya know what I'm saying? Gets me moving and grooving baby. Good time Charlie, baby, good time Charlie. Yessir. So I make my way down to The Hickory. Slam a couple beers and a couple shots. Starting to feel good. In comes my type of woman, thick and easy, haha, yessir. So I walk up to her and I says," How you doing beautiful, can I buy a drink?" She smiled, crooked teeth and missing half of em. Don't bother me none at all. "Sure.", she says. "Well alright then, let's get this party started." We drink a few drinks and I ask her, " You like to party? Like rock or soft? Can you get some?" She smiles and says," Yeah I party and I get some, I'm a working girl though, you understand?" "I surely do, yes ma'am, I surely do." So we leave, hop in my truck, go to some ghetto area and she grabs some rock for us and we head back to the motel. I likes to call em, the motel,no tell, haha, yessir. We get up to my room, and we're moving and grooving, doing our thing. Smoking, drinking, dancing. All of a sudden this broad starts have a seizure. And I mean a bad seizure. She's shaking like goddamn Michael J Fox all over the floor and all of a sudden she stops. Keep in mind, I'm in total and absolute shock. I don't even know this broads name.