Even well-loved, super-popular, award-winning books have their serious haters! 😂 This is historical fiction. All guesses are encouraged (no googling, though!). This is meant to be fun. Don't be dismayed if you disagree with the review. Any spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors are copied directly from the review. I’ll post the correct answer tomorrow (9th July 2026). ⭐ Spoilers but geez what an insufferable main character. Like, I'm sorry [Character name] but you're right, it's pretty horrible parenting to not realize your ten year old has missed two months of school because you're too busy conducting an illicit 'empowered' affair with your new bff from the women's liberation club. And the fact that your husband has been working on his novel for like two years and is now a few months away from finishing it means that it's probably good teamwork to let him finish before you completely give up on helping at home and raising the kids in order to go to do your own thing. So you really do probably deserve your comeuppance. Except since this is meladrama the comeuppance is going to come from the complete left field and be so wildly ridiculous that in one evening...a) your husband finds out about your lesbian affair, b) he gets physically threatening apropos of zero red flags before, c) your son decides to burn his father's life work in the fire because you seemed mad, d) your son is revealed to be a mastermind book thief (he's 11), e) your son runs off onto the streets and joins an Oliver Twist style street gang...as one does, and f) your husband goes off and hangs himself. Seems reasonable. Oh did I not mention the 1993 part of the plot? That's because nothing there really mattered and I didn't care about it. I do want to go visit the New York Public Library again now though. That's my takeaway. Don't read this book it's too boring and insufferable for anyone to endure. ⭐ What do you think? What's the book? (In this case, if you can think of only the title, but not the author, that's ok!)