POV: You’re a dad on St. Patrick’s Day” Scene 1 - act like I’m about to go out Cut to: me drinking apple juice from a beer mug while my daughter throws gold coins at me Text: “Used to chase beer.” “Now I chase toddlers.” End with me exhausted on the couch 2. Text on screen: “People without kids on St. Patrick’s Day” (clip of me hyped up) Cut to: “Dads on St. Patrick’s Day” (you asleep at 8:37 PM in a green shirt 3. POV: You thought being a dad would come with luck” 💀 Clip 1: me confident putting on green. Text: “Dad starter pack unlocked.” Clip 2: Immediate chaos (toy explosion / juice spill). Text: “Difficulty: Legendary.