Can’t decide which one I like. Which one should I do…first? Also running out of space😂 Who wants to donate their skin for a 1-2 inch tattoo?💁🏽‍♂️🖊️

First run this Thursday at David Baker at 6pm!! ✊🏽⛳️🍺Come on out!! Check out the events page and let me know if you have any questions 🎉

At what point does “dedicated golfer” quietly become:“this person lowkey might have a problem” 😂 Golf is wild though… straight up, one good round can completely shift your brain chemistry for like 6 months.All the sudden, you’re dedicating the next 6 months chasing that feeling you experienced once on hole 7 at a municipal course😂💯 Any hole-in-ones from you guys? If so what was the course and yardage? ⛳️

Idk about yall, but ain’t no way in hell mom and pops are getting an extra key to my house🤨 Imagine coming home from a day of golfing the worst round of your life, you walk in your house, and Barbara just posted feet up on your couch to watching Hallmark movies eating your new bag eating your skittles… In this case, What’s mine is NOT yours 😅💯 What’s a boundary that your parents CANNOT cross?🧐

Tattooing until 2AM🖊️ In bed around 2:30AM😴 Somehow teeing off for 18 holes by 5:36AM🏌🏽 At this point I genuinely can’t tell if ADHD is a superpower or a clinically concerning side quest. The weirdest part? I ain't even tired right now. What’s the most unhinged thing your brain has convinced you was completely reasonable on zero sleep? 😂