Welcome to becoming a Badass Bitch 101
Hello EVERYONE, Please take the time to introduce yourself, tell us your favorite color and your goals in taking this class. I will start us off: My name is Tam. My favorite color is fuschia. My goals in creating this Skool Classroom are to empower both men and women to embrace their awesomeness, help guide each of you on your own journey to empowerment in a judgement free zone and watch a community of like minded, goal orientated, growth seekers flourish. If you don't know why you are here, that's okay. Feel free to stick around and figure out what your personal growth will look like, watch as our community embraces their inner badass's and when you are ready, let us be here to support you into your new Phoenix Era. Please do me a solid and take a look at the pics and vote on which one of these adorable fluffy furballs could be your personal tutor here at Becoming a Badass Bitch: 1st We have Loki. While he may be a little on the pleasantly plump side don't let that extra padding fool you! He is 100% the HBIC up in here. Screaming Alpha status from the tallest perch on the cat tree and regulating anyone who steps out of line. Loki's hobbies include long pets, challenging the spray bottle and putting everyone in there place. He is attached at the hip to Tam and constantly (even after 3 years of her saying NO) tries to suckle on her ear for emotional comfort. 2nd is Thor. This handsome furry fluff is not only good looking but the mastermind in every successful plot of the three choices. He has taught the others to open shut doors, remove window screens and dismantle the spray bottle all while looking innocent. While Thor may not be alpha, that doesn't mean he's any less integral to the whole opperation. Thor's passtimes include plotting to take over the household, convincing the others to execute his ideas and kneeding the blankets like its his job. This diva has even weasled his way into having his own pillow at the head of the bed every night. And 3rd, Pancake. Pancake may have resting judgemental face, but trust me he's one of the sweetest most loving cuddle bugs known to man. His name is derived from what he was eating at the time of adoption. This lean mean muscle machine is the force that makes sh*t happen. Being the muscle and in a constant state of the zoomies, Pancake aka Panda, sure makes life interesting. Whether he is carrying out Thors ideas or helping dismantle the water bottles, Pancake has a personality that won't quit. But, this flapjack has a spicy side. He has an attack count almost in the teens. Ranging from questionable acquaintances to life long friends, his jalepeno side is triggered in a flash when he feels threatened. But, take the time to get to know him and you just may swear off all other breakfast foods.