Half the city of Birmingham is less than 35 years old. That means that half the city have never: - Had to remember a phone number - Rewound a music cassette - Wore flared trousers - Used the Encyclopedia Britannica to find out what an aardvark was - Believed their parents are right without fact checking on the internet - Had a long distance conversation without being tethered to a wall - Had to wait for their favourite television program to come on

@Jay King - that’s a new one on me. Unfortunately I have discovered hedge shit. Several times too many.