Hey Guys, I’m the new kid on the block, and I need some guidance. How do I level up in this group? Do I need to slay a dragon? OR Solve a riddle?

Hey, Skool pals. You did it! You survived another month of 2023. You’ve also made it to Monday, which is impressive, considering time is a flat circle these days. Seriously, what day is it? Who am I? Where are my pants? How was your weekend, BTW? Did you do anything fun or exciting? Like skydiving? Or solving world hunger? Or did you just veg out on the couch and watch Netflix like a normal human being? Don’t worry, I’m not judging. I’m just nosy. And bored. Because I spent my weekend slaving over a hot laptop, trying to finish a sales letter that’s due in 12 hours. Yeah, I know, I’m such a slacker. But hey, at least I have a job, right? Right? Anyway, I hope you’re all well and not infected. Love you all! P.S. Don't mind my GIF 🙂. P.S.S. If you want more hilarious and engaging content from me, you better follow me ASAP. Or else. Just kidding. Or am I? Yes, I am. Or am I? No, I am. Or am I? OK, I’ll stop. BYE!

Hey, Skoolers! I’m Regan Carmen, the new kid on the block. I’m here to learn from you geniuses and share my wisdom with you winners. But before I dive into this paradise, I have to introduce myself. What's my nickname? Car… Nah, just kidding. Nobody calls me that except my mom when she’s mad at me. Where I’m from? I hail from Earth - the only planet with Netflix and Nutella. And Ontario - the only province with… um… snow? Biggest strength? Writing sales letters that make people buy stuff they don’t need. Like a magic spell. Or a Jedi mind trick. Or a gun. Biggest weakness? Hmm, that’s a tough one. I guess my biggest weakness is my addiction to junk food. I love anything with sugar, fat, or cheese. Or all three. Have you ever tried deep-fried cheesecake? It’s amazing. And also deadly. Which content platform is your favorite? Well, I’m a bit old-fashioned, so I prefer the traditional platforms like TV, film, and books. But I also dabble in some newer ones, like podcasts, streaming services, and TikTok. Yes, I have a TikTok account. No, I won’t tell you what it is. It’s a secret. What do I want immediate help with? Well, since you asked, you can send me some cookies. And not just any cookies. The best cookies in the world. The ones that make you forget your problems and your pants size. You know the ones. So that’s me in a nutshell. I hope you enjoyed this introduction as much as I enjoyed writing it. Which is not very much, because writing is hard and painful. But hey, that’s the price of being a content creator in the content era. I look forward to hearing from you all soon. Noted: Most Skoool group has the same intro templates, So I’m recycling this intro I wrote for a skool group, because it took me forever.