@Michael James LOL. I had one of those cellphones. The handset had a curly cord and my first month's phone bill was like $1200 - mostly from phoning people and telling them I was phoning from my car. I soon learned to just hold the handset up to my ear without calling anyone. Mostly while I drove slowly through upmarket shopping districts. <sigh> What it is to be young, foolish and upwardly mobile...