🌳 Welcome to The Testimony Tree — It’s Holy AF (anointed & funny)! Hey family — pull up a branch. This is the place where faith meets funny, and conviction comes with a grin. Here we don’t pretend to be perfect — we just tell the truth and laugh about it before it hurts too much. You’ll see stories, Thornfruit, and Funnies dropping at random. Some will make you laugh, some might sting a little, and a few might hit you right between the ribs (that’s how you know it’s working). 👋 If you’re new, introduce yourself in the comments: • Where you’re from • What made you stop scrolling and climb this Tree • And your favorite “God really did that?” moment ☕️ Bonus points if you drop a pic of your Bible, your coffee mug, or both. (If you spill coffee on your Bible in the process, welcome to the club.) Let’s grow together — roots first, fruit next, always in grace. When God becomes the treasure, everything else becomes negotiable. Except comedy, trust me He will bring the comedy. And when Him, the Spirit and our Good Lord get kicking it is the best comedy tag team you'll ever meet. And, the only one that ever matters 😆! Oh ... and, God and I have a deal: He gets 90%, I get 10%. Turns out when you flip the tithe upside down, God does math that doesn't make sense on a calculator but WORKS in real life. I'm out here living on locusts and honey while the Kingdom Fund is eating STEAK. 🍯💰 JUST THE WAY IT SHOULD BE! “I consider everything a loss compared to the surpassing worth of knowing Christ.” — Philippians 3:8 With Love, ~ Darrell