Think of someone (or multiple) in this community you haven’t seen or spoken to in a while. Tag them below. No sales pitch. No guilt trip. Just: “Oi. You still alive?” 😹 Or make your own post and summon an old hooman back into the litter box. Yesterday’s Shit Chat featured: @Iyaraa Iam @Keith Berg @Niklas Schröer @Dan Schaad And yes… 😼 The Cat was back.😼 We talked broken tech, broken cars, sick hoomans, spam suspects, suspicious robots, Skynet Wi-Fi names, and how most communities quietly fill up with people who disappear. So this week: Find one. Tag one. Wake one up. 🐾 Skool Cat was here 😼

During Sh*t Chat yesterday ... I mentioned how I regularly get accused of being a bot, kicked out of search and websites etc ... Here is a screen shot , submitted as evidence! lol 🤣🤣🤣 I have always put this down to having the brain wired up as an engineer! I'm hooman, I promise. 👑😺 YFM ... 💥✨🫶

The Cat was not on this Shit Chat. The Cat has informants. 🐾 Comment below or make your own post: Tell us about a time shit hit the fan… and somehow you survived. A car fail. A kitchen disaster. A pet emergency. A near miss. A weird “how am I still here?” moment. The hoomans allegedly present: @Mindy Molein @Keith Berg @Niklas Schröer @Dan Schaad @Iyaraa Iam @Allan R. Reports say the call included ruined dinner, dead batteries, sedated-dog consequences, terrifying car stories, fate, remote viewing, ancestors surviving the plague, and a suspicious amount of actual shit. 💩 The Cat was absent. The hoomans did not disgrace themselves completely. Now report your survival story. The litter box is open. 🐈‍⬛ Skool Cat was here 😼

Last Shit Chat featured: @Iyaraa Iam @Akiko Kiguchi @Dan Schaad @Keith Berg @Ossie Osmond For reasons only the Cat understands, we talked about Christmas. In August. Because this is Shit Chat, and logic is optional. 😼 @Akiko Kiguchi shared that in Japan, Christmas often means Kentucky Fried Chicken. The hoomans were amused. The Cat was intrigued. The chickens were unavailable for comment. 🍗🐈‍⬛ And now International Cat Day is coming this Saturday… So the Cat has a challenge: Comment below with how hoomans SHOULD celebrate Cat Day. Cat pics? Cat stories? Cat worship? Snacks? A full public apology to all cats? Bonus points if you make your own Cat Day post before the next Shit Chat. The Cat is watching. 😼🐾 Skool Cat was here 💩

On Tuesday, right after Skool News, the litter box opens once again. Expect laughs, unexpected rabbit holes, questionable wisdom, and a room full of hoomans who somehow manage to turn almost any topic into a memorable conversation. 🐾💩 Think you'll be there? Leave a 😼 in the comments. Already know you can't make it? Confess your excuse below... the Cat may choose to be merciful. (No promises.) 😹 👉 Click here for the link + your local time 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK The cardboard boxes are ready. All that's missing is you. 🐾