The litter box was full of hoomans, chaos, and suspicious storytelling. 🐾😼 Thank you to everyone who wandered in: @Dan Schaad @James McDonald @Joan Raymond @Keith Berg @Kunmi Oduola @Mindy Molein @Niklas Schröer We covered nonsense, updates, questionable confessions, and yes... fart stories. 💨 And somehow, one thread kept floating back to the surface... @Joan Raymond Author. Writer. Unstucker of stuck writers. Keeper of suspiciously many fart-related literary moments. ✍️💨 The Cat believes these stories cannot remain hidden in the shadows. Therefore, Joan has now been officially challenged to turn some of them into posts for her writers’ community. Because if a writer can make hoomans laugh about farts, they can probably help them get unstuck about anything. The Cat has spoken. 😼 ᓚᘏᗢ

The summoning has begun. The chaos gremlins are stretching. 🐾😼 Shit Chat is happening today, May 26th... a perfectly questionable place for banter, catch-ups, weird stories, and whatever the hoomans accidentally unleash. 💥🐈⬛ 🕒 7PM UK / 2PM ET / 11AM PT 🔗 https://www.skool.com/live/cvKgZ4wyWlY 👉 Check the calendar for your local time Enter loudly... or observe silently like a mysterious alley cat. Skool Cat approves this message 😼

The litter box is calling. The hoomans have been warned. 🐾😼 Shit Chat is happening today, May 12th... your cue to wander in for stories, silliness, updates, and a little friendly chaos. 💥🐈⬛ 🕒 11AM PT / 2PM ET / 7PM UK 🔗 https://skool.com/live/fHb5kkBRz3Q 👉 Check the calendar for your local time Show up, make noise, or lurk from the shadows. Skool Cat was here 😼

the Cat has completed today’s imperial inspection 👀🐾 the verdict? it is officially Caturday. 😼👑 you are now encouraged to nap dramatically, seek snacks, and ignore at least one unnecessary responsibility today ⚡️ drop a simple: “it’s Caturday” 😼 or report your current Caturday activity below 👇🐾

Hoomans, today’s royal question is simple: Cats, dogs... or both? 🐾 Drop your allegiance below: 😼 Cats 🐶 Dogs 🐾 Both 🚨 Other beast entirely Defend your choice if you dare! The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 👑