1st - Florida?? Nahhh, I like the PNW - we don't have hurricanes and it's not as "peopley" here! 2nd, why yes to the first two and I wish I could have naked eyeballs.....but maybe not? Sounds a bit risque....I prefer contacts as I don't have to wipe the rain off of them but I'm a tricky astigmatism and no one but my super awesome sister (wink wink) can seem to get the prescription correct so I'm stuck with 4 eyes. Perhaps 4 eyes is better than no eyes!? Dumbo - I'm a mom with a big purse....I had everything but the popcorn shoved in it!