Probably a film probably Troll 2

Constantly putting members of our family or pets in lyrics when songs are on the radio

Having a bath but never using it just the shower. Having a dining table but never eating at it , im sure it only gets used to put Xmas deccies on

But lower stakes conspiracy for me is Temu pop ups are more prevalent for peoples phones that have ADHD and Bipolar disorder

Toilets are more frequently becoming unisex as the establishments cant be bothered to put a decent amount of stools in the "ladies" or bother with servicing urinals

Parents treating a supermarket like a creche, letting their kids run riot , screaming , running , picking up cakes with their grubby hands. Also people in the supermarket in mobility scooters whizzing along at 10 mph. You don't see able bodied people running around the shop making purchases i think staff should insist on under 2 mph minimum or the stinger should be deployed like the traffic cops use. rang over

Ive definitely got a bit about a chap on a mobility scooter nicking vodka and I challenged him only to find there was 2 people in the shop on mobility scooters and I stopped the wrong one. Would probably put the stinger in that story

@Bekki Cleland i tell people im so old i remember when you went for a poo and thats all you did.....if you ignore the occasional dirty book during my teenage years 😄

@Bekki Cleland its hard to believe that there was a time when you went for a poo multi tasking want possible apart from the occasional jazz mag 😄