What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.

The summoning has begun. The hoomans have been notified. 🐾 Starting tomorrow, Shit Chat is moving to a new time and becoming a weekly tradition. We'll be gathering right after Skool News for banter, catch-ups, questionable wisdom, and whatever chaos wanders into the room. 🐾💩 🕒 10:30AM PT / 1:30PM ET / 6:30PM UK 🔗 https://skool.com/live/7yZlRwmXntJ 👉 Check the calendar for your local time Show up, say hi, or lurk with suspicious intent. 😼 Skool Cat was here 🐾 ᓚᘏᗢ

The litter box was full of hoomans, chaos, and suspicious storytelling. 🐾😼 Thank you to everyone who wandered in: @Dan Schaad @James McDonald @Joan Raymond @Keith Berg @Kunmi Oduola @Mindy Molein @Niklas Schröer We covered nonsense, updates, questionable confessions, and yes... fart stories. 💨 And somehow, one thread kept floating back to the surface... @Joan Raymond Author. Writer. Unstucker of stuck writers. Keeper of suspiciously many fart-related literary moments. ✍️💨 The Cat believes these stories cannot remain hidden in the shadows. Therefore, Joan has now been officially challenged to turn some of them into posts for her writers’ community. Because if a writer can make hoomans laugh about farts, they can probably help them get unstuck about anything. The Cat has spoken. 😼 ᓚᘏᗢ

The summoning has begun. The chaos gremlins are stretching. 🐾😼 Shit Chat is happening today, May 26th... a perfectly questionable place for banter, catch-ups, weird stories, and whatever the hoomans accidentally unleash. 💥🐈⬛ 🕒 7PM UK / 2PM ET / 11AM PT 🔗 https://www.skool.com/live/cvKgZ4wyWlY 👉 Check the calendar for your local time Enter loudly... or observe silently like a mysterious alley cat. Skool Cat approves this message 😼

At a funeral once, right when the organ paused for a full note, I let out what can only be described as chemical warfare. 💨 Not only did everyone hear it… they smelled it. My family still won’t let me live it down. 🤦‍♂️😂 Now it’s your turn: 👉 What’s the funniest fart moment you’ve ever had?