I feel like this thread is meant for the males in my family! For example: My grandfather was a notorious crop duster. Grocery store aisles, elevators, church. The man did not care. And if you called him out he would say my grandmother was way worse with the “silent-but-deadly” technique. Then it got even better when his hearing aides were not working and he let one rip so loud… nobody could prevent laughing and he would get mad at us because he didn’t hear it! My father always quotes him when he’s the obvious culprit, saying, “It’s much better to fart and bare the shame, than to hold it in and face the pain.”

@Niklas Schröer He was a legend. He died in 2002, before any of this online stuff was really happening… maybe easier to make fart jokes happen back in his day 😆