A man was lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He decided to talk to GOD. "GOD", he said, "How long is a million years?" GOD: "In My frame of reference, it's about a minute." The man: "GOD, how much is a million dollars?" GOD: "To Me, it's a cent." The man: "GOD, can I have a cent?" GOD: "In a minute."