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Need help to make sure my friend ascends.
Greetings Jarion Davidson community. I have come begging aid for a friend of mine who is seeking looksmaxxing guidance. He specifically asked me to help find solutions that do NOT include any surgery (only wholistic natural remedies or approaches will work). Please be kind to him as he is a sensitive soul and does not need anymore abuse. We are in desperate need @jarion-davidson-8875. Henceforce and forevermore, Horatio Thaddeus x
Need help to make sure my friend ascends.
3 likes • Mar 29
@Jarion Davidson There must be something we can do Lord Jarion! Would not even bone smashing help?!? He is very down on his luck right now in terms of funds so he cannot afford to get chin surgery it is very sad for him and we pray that he finds the self esteem within his heart to love himself.
1 like • Apr 9
@Certified Iqlet You're*
Something big is happening...
I realize something Something that most tend to glance over Or look over The most basic life function that happens is being played for a mistaken for and not taken into account And that's your looks Seee... what none of these looks maxxers seem to understand in they're thick brains is that looksmaxxing is more then about mogging, it's about social dominance and SURVIVAL.
2 likes • Mar 29
@Yunish Kharel All the research suggests that deep level introspection and high investment in outside hobbies that focus around improving looks are actually positively correlated to lower levels of cortisol and it has been shown to increase testosterone production. Studies predict that the more subjects who engage in high levels of androstemic cereberal nariacotomieua the more production of oxytyramine spiked. I would suggest on doing better research in future before speaking on matters of mental and physical well being. Excelsior! What's your favourite fedora to wear? Let me know. Horratio Thaddeus xoxo.
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Last night the girl of my dreams came and slept over at my house and it was an incredible night. She said all this shit about how I’m perfect and never met anyone like me. She said she broke up with her boyfriend for me. But tell me why her apparently ex boyfriend was posting photos of them together at a location where she said she’s went alone to take photos. Am I really doomed to this cucked life even after ascension? Or do I need to go further.
3 likes • Mar 23
In order to secure your genetic breeding stock you must accomplish this goal as our primate ancestors do. Go into any room straight staring down the alpha male and mog him, then all the females will flock to you as you are the new alpha if you do it correctly. Try not to worry yourself about it you will eventually ascend and all foids will bow down. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9ApayOGyaAE
3 likes • Mar 25
@Cam Mogsu If you intend to be a KHHV for the rest of your life then by all means don't follow my protocols. I am merely helping get results. What results do you have to speak of? Study and read the scriptures if you are truly here to ascend in mind AND body. Ecclesiastes 2:11 Yet when I surveyed all that my hands had done and what I had toiled to achieve, everything was meaningless, a chasing after the wind; nothing was gained under the sun.
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Went to ortho to see if I qualify for MARPE and apparently I have a wider than average upper palate and he said I’m not recessed my nose is just fucked so he is hooking me up with a plastic surgeon 👍. Sorry jarion I know you promote the primal and natural methods but I gotta go surgical for this one
2 likes • Mar 15
I stumbled upon a rather curious artefact the other day. I read a paper and it's possible to reverse septal deviation by an obscure method. If the patient underwent autologous glutial fat transfer it would expand the nasal pathways to allow for more oxygen to flow to the brain which has been linked to increases in IQ.
my diet>Ray peat>raw primal
cigs grapes raw meat when I have it and soda mogs
1 like • Mar 15
I would say that the most effective tactic for securing raw meat is to feed on what's most abundant. For example, if you live in the LA area why not snack on the homeless? They are an in extremely plentful supply, all the raw meat you could ask for! Hugs and kiss, Horatio x
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My name is Horatio Clement Nafario Thaddeus. Professor of Phrenology at the Darwin Institute of Aesthetics and Advanced Optimizations, Geneva. Single.

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