To pass time, I talk to myself. I talk to myself all the time, mainly because i have paranoia about everything so i have to weigh up the risks and rewards. For example I have extreme paranoia about salmonella even though i have never had it so eating chicken although tasty, scares me shitless. When I was younger i used to freak about people not putting on their seatbelts because younger me always thought of the worst outcome so I used to think that we were going to crash before we had ever gotten out the drive. Younger me used to always watch the news as well which never helped the paranoia, whenever we went out I used to protect my sister at all costs because i thought she was going to get kidnapped- guess what story was on the news at that time. She is a moody teenager now though so now i think it may have been nicer if someone did take her and kept her, and no I would not ask them to bring her back, keep her until she stops being miserable. But yeah I talk to myself a lot. Best conversations are always in the shower.

@Mike Mistry I personally think this is a very valid question to ask

I am from a place called St Albans. In St Albans we have one of the oldest pubs in the country called Ye Old Fighting Cocks, whilst being known for how old it is. It is more notoriously known for the toilets as there is a sign declaring there shall not be any Cock Fighting. We have also have other pubs called The Cock, The Bell(end) and we also have the Farmers Boy. Probably one of the only normal pub names in St Albans.

Most of the time, I will base my ideas of experiences. I have found my ideas which work best, tend to happen through just coincidence of what happened in the actual situation. These Ideas tend to flow when I reflect on them or have a conversation about them and see whether people find that thought as amusing as I do. My notes app is filled with random thoughts, most of the time I forget what the original thought was even about and I think of a new idea completely.