This month, dear Scorpio, the stars are as dramatic as your last attempt to access the Skoolers group. You’ve clicked “Join” so many times that Mercury himself is considering sending you a CAPTCHA apology. But fear not — your cosmic intensity isn’t wasted. The universe knows that when a Scorpio wants in… they get in. Eventually. After a few emotional rebirths and one power-point presentation explaining why they deserve co-owner status. Love: Passion runs deep this week — mostly between you and the “Access Denied” message. It’s not rejection, it’s foreplay. Career: You’re channeling your inner phoenix — rising from the ashes of every restricted tab. Use your investigative skills to uncover who really controls the admin settings. (Hint: it’s probably a Sagittarius.) Friendship: Other signs may see “limits,” but you see “challenges wrapped in mystery.” This week, you’ll inspire your fellow co-owners to believe that co-ownership is not a role… it’s a destiny. Self-Care Tip: Practice deep breathing before refreshing the pricing page. Maybe light some sage. Or just whisper, “Let me in…” to your screen three times under a full moon. Power Crystal: Obsidian — for emotional protection while navigating confusing permission settings.Lucky Emoji: 🔒🦂Mantra: If I can’t access it, I’ll transform it.

Hey beautiful Co Owners and supporters 👋 I’m Eddi, your friendly neighborhood co-owner without control. I helped build an entire Skool… but apparently, that wasn’t enough to earn me entry into Skoolers. So, like any good visionary with limited permissions, I created my own space. This is The Co-Owner’s Anonymous — a sacred (and slightly ridiculous) support group for all of us who do the work, hold the space, answer the questions, but still have to ask, “Can you change that, Cat?” Here we’ll share memes, vent in good humor, and host mock classes like: - Manifesting Admin Rights Through Breathwork - Shadow Work for Shadow Admins - Payout Visualization Practice Our mission? Laugh our way to liberation — and maybe convince Skool to give co-owners some actual buttons. Drop an intro below 👇 — tell us your name, your Skool, and the admin power you wish you had!