I really thought this year I would start by being more honest & asking ladies out I have fancied for ages. Turns out she nearly asked me out. I asked if she had a job, technically she didn't lie. She said she had a job working in a nursery...she didn't explain that was past tense & it was more of a fun fact. She also told me she could drive...turns out it was illegally riding quad bikes & an electric scooter. She also told me she hadn't had sex in 5 years so she would be nice & tight, I felt like grabbing my snorkel & flippers