***OPEN POSITION ANNOUNCEMENT*** After years of dedicated service, many of you are invited to formally resign from your current role as: Director of Controlling the Entire Future This position has required: 🧠 Constant overthinking 🧠 Predicting worst-case scenarios 🧠 Managing outcomes outside your control 🧠 Carrying responsibility for everyone else's choices 🧠 Excessive people-saving 🧠 Chronic self-doubt 🧠 Emotional labor without compensation 🧠 Attempting to earn safety through perfection While your commitment has been appreciated, this role has resulted in widespread burnout, anxiety, exhaustion, resentment, and a concerning inability to enjoy your own life. Effective immediately, a new position is now available. Position Title: Keeper of Possibility Mission: To participate with life rather than control it. Primary Responsibilities: ✅ Following what feels alive ✅ Taking aligned shots ✅ Asking meaningful questions ✅ Staying curious ✅ Building what wants to be built ✅ Noticing opportunities ✅ Trusting your own heart ✅ Remaining available to wonder ✅ Allowing life to surprise you Qualifications: Tired of carrying the weight of the entire universe Strong intuition Big heart Active imagination Willingness to be wrong Willingness to be seen Ability to laugh at yourself **No prior experience required ** Compensation Package: 💗 Increased wonder 💗 Reduced overthinking 💗 More interesting plot twists 💗 Unexpected opportunities 💗 Deeper conversations 💗 Greater aliveness 💗 Improved access to joy 💗 Front-row seats to your own becoming Benefits: Fear is allowed to attend meetings but may no longer run them Curiosity may override certainty when necessary Permission to stop proving your worth Permission to enjoy your life while creating it Permission to not know the whole plan Retirement Plan: Over time, employees report a significant decrease in the need to control outcomes and a substantial increase in trust, freedom, creativity, and self-respect. Important Notice: The Keeper of Possibility is not responsible for making miracles happen.