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Strawberry blancmange for all in the 9th Quadrant this evening. To claim your free blancmange, simply name your favourite imaginary uncle. 👇
2 likes • 2d
I have a quasi-uncle, name of Bartholomew the Nebulous. He used to be the treasurer of the Royal Society for the Preservation of Blancmange. Or at least that's how I imagined his role within that prestigious institution.
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@Jason Arnopp Frais et delicieux!
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Lion made of soup holds court
This creature has materialised in the Castle's seventh bedroom. You may ask it one question. 👇
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Why did you remove the parsley from the kitchen of Father McGuigan?
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Has anyone else's hat behaved this way?
There have been reports of some residents' hats turning into fog. Some accounts suggest felt hats are especially vulnerable. If this has happened to you, please confirm: 🎩 Where in the Castle you were at the time 🎩 What you were doing 🎩 What kind of hat it was Mr Jamjar, the hatsmith, has kindly offered to supply residents with a new hat, free of charge. I'm sure you'll join me in expressing gratitude. Residents requiring replacement hats should bring Mr Jamjar one bottle of fog.
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@Jason Arnopp Yes and no. Yes - there was a definite aroma of dandelion and burdock when the transformation took place. No - I was unaware of the aroma both then and now.
1 like • 5d
@Jason Arnopp That's a very good question! I'll put it to myself later, after I've had my skin and pip of apple supper.
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🧅 Onion Knight sighting
The Knight With An Onion For A Head was spotted in the south-west quadrant, seven minutes ago. He was reportedly dancing to 'jungle music', while throwing playing cards at a cow's anus. Did any other residents witness this or related incidents?
1 like • 7d
@Jason Arnopp I myself have not been exposed to the plasma. And yet I am experiencing side effects of the utmost severity! Allow me to present you with one example. The other week, I witnessed an impertinent mole emerging from the immaculate lawn of my garden. When I approached to reprimand him, he looked straight at me and said, 'Pumblechook sends his regards!' Needless to say, it took me several days to recover from this plasma-induced hallucination.
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@Jason Arnopp An impossible choice! How could anyone bear to observe their thought forms taking on the distinct contours of the metaphysics of the onion? And who in their right mind would suffer the indignity of an onion for a pancreas? Such misfortune could only ever be a fate, never a choice!
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