This is not a test.
This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the January Purge.
Sanctioned by the Skoolyard.
At the sound of the siren, the following 24 hours will be unleashed.
- Have fun
- Make it easy
- Donβt take urself 2 seriously
Number 3 will be the hardest to maintain. You will get annoyed. You may get scared. You may cry.
But if you embody the commandmentsβ¦
You will thrive.
HOW THE PURGE WORKS:
24 hours of pure anarchy.
Rules = No rules
Suggestion = donβt buy anything from anyone
Chaos = max
Goal = laugh a lot and make a ton of friends (aka troll)
HOW TO WIN THE PURGE:
- Survive
- Follow 10 new people in the yard
- Refer 1 unknowing person into the group
- Achieve the sacred 100 posts
Blessed by our New Founding Recess Captains.
A Yard reborn.
May God be with you.
And please, for the love of everything.
Do not take urself too seriously.
Jack