Jack. Evelene. Everybody at the grill.
We got a new one.
Bio says: chasing goals, creating memories, inspiring growth.
But the REAL lore?
She eats the same food on repeat for WEEKSโฆ
then randomly decides she never liked it.
Thatโs not a habit.
Thatโs a supernatural patch note.
Thatโs โBuilders + Algorithm Monkโ level behavior.
We gotta study this power before the geese start meal-prepping.
Also sheโs posted up in Haarlem.
So yesโฆ East vs West geese are already arguing over who gets her first.
(Itโs both. Itโs always both.)
Go say hi.
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