THIS IS YOUR OFFICIAL PERMISSION SLIP
I, Rasheed Hooda, hereby give myself full and unconditional permission to:
Pursue my childhood dream of traveling the world.
Stop apologizing for being different
Blow up what no longer fits
Build the life I actually want
I am not too old. I am not too late. I am not too weird.
Actually — I'm too weird.
Signed: MisterWeirdo himself.
Date: 4/30/2026
Countersigned: Rasheed Uncle
Giggle Therapist. Nomad. Balloon Artist. Everest Trainee.