Hey team!
Hope you’ve all had a solid week—whether that means crushing spreadsheets, dodging distractions, or just remembering to feed your succulents 😂 Let’s aim for an even more profitable week ahead—may your trades be sharp and your coffee stronger!
📅 Class Alert:
Tuesday at 9:30 AM EST—don’t hit snooze! The link’s already in the calendar (no one needs extra reminders—right? 😜)
What’s on deck this Tuesday:
- Bitcoin price action: BTC is currently cruising around $107K, up about 1% on the day—just flirting with its ATH zone around $109–111K 📈
- Geopolitics & markets: Israel‑Iran tensions are rocking oil prices (Brent near $74/barrel, up ~7–11%), inflation whispers are creeping in, and safe havens like gold and Bitcoin are getting love
- Broker hunt: We’ll walk through how to pick a broker who doesn’t ghost you mid-trade (or charge fees that feel like a punch in the wallet).
Come ready to dive into current events, dissect crypto moves, and sharpen your broker checklist—all served with a side of humor (and maybe a bad pun or two 🙃).
Let’s make this Tuesday count—see you at 9:30!
Cheers,
Jeff
#UnemployableAcademy – Trade smart, trade free.