The Cat Staff Academy
Private
1 member
$5/month
Welcome to the Academy!
The Cat Staff Academy is the world’s first training ground designed specifically for the human side of the "Great Cat Conspiracy." Most cat courses focus on the cat; we focus on you, the biped tasked with keeping the Sovereign happy, healthy, and slightly less likely to shred the sofa.
This isn't a dry veterinary manual. It is a tactical roadmap through the four stages of feline infiltration. Whether you are a New Recruit wondering why your kitten is currently a "Surprise Shredder" or a Seasoned Butler looking to master the "Slow Blink," this academy provides the intel you need to thrive in a household you no longer own.
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The Cat Staff Academy isn't your typical "how-to" group. We are a community of dedicated bipeds committed to understanding the Great Cat Conspiracy.