Jan 23 • General discussion
Pizza Robbery
4 guys go to rob a pizza joint
Instead of going in
They agree to rob whoever comes out
A woman comes out with boxes of pizza
The 4 men point their weapons right up to her face
The woman getting robbed say’s…
Who tf are you guys
They look at each other and look back at the woman
In unison they replied
Ninja Turtles
🥷🐢 🍕
They take her food and runaway laughing
The woman gets home to her family
Still hungry, the kids ask
Mom, where’s the pizza ?
She tells them she was robbed by ninjas
They ask.. did you call the cops ?
…No
Did the store manager give you a refund ?
..No
Well then what are we having for dinner ?
..Turtle soup!
🐢🍲
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Pizza Robbery
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