The Promotion Hub Rock!
(Sung to the tune of "Jailhouse Rock" β Elvis Presley)
The founder built a platform on the world wide web,
The posting band was there and they began to spread!
The brands were jumping and the Hub began to swing β
You should've heard them knocked out promoters sing!
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block β
Spider Murphy posted up his saxophone skills,
Little Joe was promoting his trombone thrills!
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash boom bang β
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block β
Number forty-seven said to number three β
"You've got the coolest brand that I ever did seen!"
"I sure would be delighted if you'd post with me β
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block β
Sad Sack was sitting with no brand to show,
Way over in the corner with nowhere to go!
The founder said "Hey buddy β don't you be no square,
Just post what you got β your talent's right there!"
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block β
Shifty Henry said to Bugs "For heaven's sake β
Nobody's watching β now's our chance to make our break!"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said "Nix nix β
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block β