I’m Crystal, but in here I’m Porch Auntie.
I’m a Jersey girl, raised around Wegman Pkwy and MLK Drive, where the porch and the block taught us lessons long before anybody thought to call them “life skills.”
We sit on the porch and figure it out together. We talk: Money 💸, Wellness 🌱, Love, Friendship & Boundaries 🫶🏽, Family & Real-Life Preparation 👩🏽👧 and Legacy 🏡
Why “Porch Auntie”?
Because every hood had somebody you could sit with who would tell you the truth.
She might feed you, warn you, or give you some tea you did not ask for.
She might say something that doesn't hit you until ten years later.
My mission is simple:
Take what the block taught us. Add what the books forgot to teach us.
Remove as much unnecessary trauma as possible. Then pass the game down.
I’ll give you the explanation AND the Auntie translation so you know what the hell it actually means. You do not have to know everything, You just have to be willing to learn.
Pull up a chair, Welcome to the Porch. 👑