Hey legends, welcome to the chaos 🛠️👂 Before you start asking me to save your flooded bathroom at 2 a.m., let’s get the boring-but-don’t-sue-me stuff out of the way. Everything in this group is EDUCATIONAL ENTERTAINMENT ONLY. Tips, live calls, sarcasm, bad jokes, memes, roasts, “advice”, photos, videos, voice notes, carrier pigeons — whatever shows up here is for laughs and learning. It is NOT: - Supervision - Licensed plumbing / gasfitting / electrical / drainage / building sign-off - Professional oversight or certification - Legal, financial, medical, structural, or regulated advice of any kind - Anything that makes me (Ossie) legally responsible if your pipe turns into Niagara Falls, your deck becomes a trampoline, or your marriage ends because you listened to “Mate… really?” 😂 You are 100% the boss of your own disaster. Every swing of the wrench, every cut you make, every “I’ll just try this” moment — that’s on YOU. Safety, compliance, damage, injury, cost, insurance claim, angry spouse, flooded lounge, Reddit humiliation — all yours. I’m just the sarcastic voice in your ear going “You sure about that, chief?” — not your insurance company, not your mum, not your boss, not even your dog. No guarantees. No refunds on stupidity. Proceed at your own risk. 😏 By joining, posting, asking questions, DMing me, booking a call, lurking, breathing, or existing in this group — you agree that Ossie (and any future admins/mods who survive the sarcasm) are not liable for: - Any loss - Any damage - Any injury - Any emotional trauma from my bad jokes - Any exploding hot water cylinder - Any of your life choices that end up on r/DIYfail Quick house rules so we can all have fun: 1. Ask stupid questions. We’ll laugh for 30 seconds, then drop the real answer so you don’t stay stupid forever. 2. No spam, no crypto bros, no “hey美女”, no self-promo unless I ask for it. 3. Be decent. Sarcasm = love language here. Bullying = instant ban. 4. Read the disclaimers. If you ignore them and something goes boom… well… I told you so. 😈