The “Hot Mess Express” is a come-as-you-are metaphysical class for the real-life humans who are doing their best… and still dropping the ball sometimes (same). This is a cozy, judgment-free space where we explore past lives, unpack the patterns that keep showing up in this one, and talk about life like it’s group therapy—but with crystals and a little more sparkle.
We’ll dive into the metaphysical world in a way that’s fun, grounded, and actually useful. Expect past-life exploration, intuitive chats, energy talk that won’t make your eyes glaze over, and crystal learning you can use right away—like how to pick the right stones, cleanse them, charge them, and pair them with your intentions (because your anxiety doesn’t get to run the whole show).
Come curious, come open-minded, come messy. No experience needed—just hop on the Hot Mess Express and let’s turn your “what is my life?” moments into “okay… I got this.”