Chapter One: The Scream! Feedback welcome. To give you a snippet of some context. 1920s England. Fiction British Mystery for Children ages 8-12. Modeled after a good old fashioned Agatha Christie novel. The scream hit the chandelier first. Then came the crash. A tea trolley going over sounds nothing like you'd expect. Not delicate. A cannon shot of rattling silver, shattering china, and the wet heavy thud of something substantial hitting marble. Then the squelch. Then the smell. Then Matilda Gristlewick's voice, still going: "Something soiled me!" The grand lobby of The Whiffshire Hotel fell silent. Matilda lay sprawled on the carpet in an explosion of quilted satin, crushed pastries, and personal humiliation. One leg was draped over the fallen tea trolley. A strange, steaming blob quivered near her shoulder. It smelled unforgivable. Jimmy Butterwhisk stood three feet away, holding a pudding spoon. ThreadBear was tucked under his other arm, saying nothing, as usual. Though Jimmy suspected he knew more than he was letting on. Jimmy hadn't moved. Partly because his legs had stopped working. Partly because he was already thinking. The smell was wrong. Underneath the chocolate, something sharp and chemical that didn't belong in a kitchen or a lobby or anywhere a person might reasonably expect to stand on a Tuesday evening. He filed it away. "IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?!" Matilda shrieked, pointing a trembling gloved finger at the rug. "Did you… did you do a jobby in the lobby?" She pointed at Jimmy. Gasps rippled through the onlookers. Gags followed. "It's pudding!" Jimmy said. "Honest pudding! No poop! ThreadBear was there. He knows." ThreadBear offered no testimony. His one good button eye stared straight ahead, impartial as ever. But it was too late. From the hallway, Chef Alberto Farfale emerged — face pale, hand still dusted with cocoa. He saw the pudding. He saw Matilda. He saw Jimmy. The chef's eyes didn't go to Matilda first. They went to the floor near the overturned bowl. Then to the blob. Then to the area around the tea trolley.